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Are you ever going to make a new page?

change it to something else already D:

Just reading the title told me everything.

You deleted comments?

OMG HARPOON THAT
lmfao

LOL! That was so pathetic wasn't it? Even I can do better than that, and I suck at rapping, I'm only good at Heavy Metal and shit.

Damn rednecks

OH MAN ZOIDS AWESOME

Note how some of those games are also coming to PC. :X

Ninja Gaiden 2 sounds like it will be great.

I want to play that.

I WANT TO BUTTSEXX YOU!!!1!ONE!!

Funny you should see that, because this is just a rough draft for an essay, but it's about how Brett Favre is my dad.

Brett Favre is someone you may or may not have heard of. Sam Adams liked to do 2 or 3 power hours before every game. Brett Favre won a lot of praise doing that, except for a year or two when he started doing them with Corona. Brett Favre didn't like the taste so Brett Favre decided to go ahead in time and make his own brewing company in his name because Brett Favre is self centered.

Brett Favre often goes to the park with me and play keep away with the dogs. Brett Favre lets me play catch too if he's feeling generous and he isn't blacked out to the point that he forgets that I'm his son. Brett Favre also likes to barbecue horse hinds and pigs feet for family gatherings. Brett Favre tells a lot of jokes at these events, most of them about how cool a guy Brett Favre is which he is because he's my dad.

Brett Favre.

Brett Favre abused me as a child. Brett Favre would make me dress up like a cowboy and he'd whip me on my rump while making me sing the Brett Favre theme song which goes like this: Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Brett Favre! Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeet Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavreeeeeeeeeee!

Brett Favre makes great spaghetti. Brett Favre makes it before every game. Brett Favre then beat his wife while she made the spaghetti which exposes the lie that Brett Favre made spaghetti before every game. Brett Favre also beats his daughter because she is not as pretty as him. Brett Favre hates her for her inability to grow gray hair. Brett Favre hates everyone who isn't Brett Favre because nobody can pull off Brett Favre as well as Brett Favre can.

Brett Favre hates Kanye West and by extension all black people. Brett Favre named all 27 of his children Brett Favre and also his wife. Brett Favre adopts small Asian children so he can feed them to his dog to justify revenge for all the dog species on Asians. Brett Favre is level sixty
one

Brett Favre once flew to the end of the world with Muhammad and the Bee. Brett Favre declared today to be Brett Favre Day and you're a douchebag in his mind for not drinking his beer as you read this (BTW everyday is Brett Favre day). Brett Favre ultimately decides if you go to heaven or hell, so chances are 100% you're going to hell.

Brett Favre

Criticism? Of course not because this essay is about Brett Favre

You should make boys having sexual intercourse in a well as a side branch of boys kissing in a hole

Any chance of holding an auction...?

Whitest, Rap, Ever.

Yo dawg that shit real.

Girl that crazy cracka fool aint got nottin on Run DMC.

FUCKPENNIES WAS MINE FAG

and how can you for get the 20 + as4fga5f64adasf alts we had

Couldn't remember the names but yeah there were alot.

Poor Myspace...........oh well.

You're not 36Holla! NO way! :P

LOL! Fucking hilarious... that's probably what'd happen, too...

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